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Waking up from a good dream then trying to sleep again

  • Kid: why do we have to learn this
  • Math teacher: because fuck you

Me: (walking upstairs) where is Jessie?
Cousins group of friends: wtf
Cousin: uh, Jessie’s not here right now
Me: oh ok (walks to the toilet) quickly an randomly
Gosh that’s rude shit difnisjdkendg

Conversation I heard in the club.
  • Shy Guy: Hey there.
  • Random Guy: Hey, what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!
  • Random Guy: That's alright, it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.